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Chad "Swag" Kelly Gets Drafted Last By The Broncos To Become This Year's Mr. Irrelevant...Instantly Gets Trolled By Mia Khalifa

Haters will say there’s nothing less swaggy than getting drafted last and getting stuck with the title of Mr. Irrelevant.  Optimists will say hey, you got drafted into the National Football League, something 99.999% of the population will never get to say.  All depends on how you want to look at it.  If you think Chad is a punk who has blown way too many opportunities then you’re probably pumped to start piling on right now.  If you think he paid his dues and made up for his mistakes to come back and tear it up at Ole Miss with some big time wins under his belt then you’re probably rooting for him to succeed.  All a matter of opinion.

One thing we can all agree on?

Mia Khalifa is firmly in the hater group.

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Trolltrolltrolltrolltroll.

In case you missed out on the whole Mia/Swag saga…

First Chad tried to slide into Khalifa’s DMs, only to be promptly blown up publicly and forced to delete his Twitter.

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And then he came back…

Only to have the same shit happen again!

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And now Khalifa is just piling on the poor guy.   Probably will be chirping his ass for the rest of time.   I would say I hope he threw a block on her to keep a little bit of a safe space but we all know his thirsty ass will probably be sliding right back into those direct messages by the start of training camp.  Mr. Irrelevant or not, Swag is trying to smash.

Whatever, cue his music.