Cambodian Actress Denny Kwan Banned From Making Movies Because She's Too Sexy

A Cambodian actress has been banned from making any new movies for a year because the country’s cultural bosses say she is ‘too sexy’.
Denny Kwan, 24, who has appeared in numerous movies, has had a ‘re-education’ session with the Culture and Fine Arts Ministry after it was decided she had violated a code of conduct.
With 300,000 Facebook followers around the world, Miss Kwan said that the parts she played in movies were nothing like the erotic roles played by other actresses.

‘In Cambodia, there are many sexy artists. Some are even more than me when shooting, featuring kissing and being erotic,’ she said.
‘I know it’s my right to dress how I want, but our culture, Cambodian people, cannot accept it,’ she told the Phnom Penh Post. ‘I will now try not to be sexy as I usually am when I post on Facebook.’

I feel for Denny. I really do. I can’t tell you the number of times that I’ve been contacted about my extreme sexiness over the years. Hurtful!

“Hey Chaps. Let’s slow down the sexy on twitter. It’s a family website and you’re giving everyone boner brain.”

“Hey Chaps. Pump the breaks on Insta, my good bitch. The people can only take so much. There’s work to be done and we can’t do that work with your milky thighs gallivanting all over the joint.”

So when Denny is told to relax on the sexiness on Facebook, I know exactly what she’s going through. Sure, being sexy as hell is a gift, but it can also be a bit of a curse. When you are naturally as sexy as me and Denny, you can’t do much to conceal it. You can try, out of sheer courtesy of others, but you know you’ll eventually fail. People will lust over you and your damned Facebook photos the moment your pouty lips show up on their timeline, and you’ll be back in front of the Culture and Fine Arts Ministry once more explaining why your tits and ass just won’t quit despite your firing them months ago. It’s the circle of sexy life.