True Life Barstool Story: Kidney Stones Are, In Fact, Not Fun Or Recommended

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(Stone chat starts around 31:30)

Well last week my body gone done did it. I got my first Kidney Stone. A solid, sharp mass of calcium, waste, and evil which originates in the organ and pushes itself through the inner tubes and pissed out the dick. NOT. FUN. I’m no doctor, but I am human. And it’s definitely not recommended urinating seashells. So we went into detail about that experience on Drive Time today, along while shooting some other shit. We also rapped about the Vacation Boys coming back, Riggs literally giving his shirt off his back to an underage girl in Vegas, Big Daddy Trent getting hammered with his love Lacey from The Bachelor, Tuesday’s Sociopathic Drive Time, and Starbucks being absolutely white trash. Fun times had by most.

But for real, bless anyone who has ever gone through passing a stone. You are now apart a club nobody wants to belong to, but now are in for eternity. Much like being a Philly sports fan.