Brandon Marshall Is Training With Eric Kelly, Which Means 1200 Yards And 12 TDs Are Almost A Given This Season

Look at BMarsh getting fit as fuck for next season! Now I know you’re thinking “Hey Clem, of course Brandon Marshall is working out. He’s a football player, not a football blogger.” But BMarsh isn’t working out with just any trainer. He’s working out with Eric Kelly. The same Eric Kelly that trained Tex up to the point that he didn’t get murdered in Hills Have Eyes, WV during Rough And Rowdy. And you can’t tell me it was just a coincidence that Tex finally got the win he was due mere weeks after Kelly trained him. If Eric Kelly can do that for Tex, I cannot even begin to imagine what he can do for a former Pro Bowler being inserted in the Benny Mac Attack with Odell Beckham and Sterling Shepard. And not only that, but based on this video I think that BMarsh and Kelly could have a future together in entertainment. Brandon Marshall can go between charming and funny when he isn’t Black Clouding a team and Eric Kelly is downright hilarious. Give those two a show on HBO or hell, Barstool Sports [dot] com and I guarantee it will be a goddamn hit.

P.S. This was an all-time “kiss my ass and suck my dick” face out of Kelly. Love that guy.