A Firefighter Dropkicked A Suicidal Korean Schoolgirl Off A Balcony In A Hilarious Act Of Heroism

#noracist but this is how I felt the entire time watching the video:

And while the translation of the description isn’t the most helpful thing ever:

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The overall gist is that this firefighter bravely saved a suicidal South Korean schoolgirl with the most heroic dropkick ever unleashed. Normally when you hear the headline “Korean Schoolgirl Dropkicked Off Balcony” you assume it’s a regular run of the mill situation where a teenager in a plaid skirt was sent soaring off like Baxter meeting Jack Black in Anchorman. But no! Dropkicks can be used for more than just professional wrestling and bizarre old school punting styles. Occasionally they’re used to save a life while rappelling down out of fucking NOWHERE, that’s a lesson for us all. Bust out a dropkick, you never know how it’ll help yourself or others. To repurpose an old saying: Not all heroes don’t kick women in the chest.

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Good news for Chris Brown.