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Some Dude In Ireland Got Crushed To Death When 40 Tons Of Cheese Fell On Him

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IBT- A man was crushed to death by 40 tonnes of cheese in a tragic workplace accident, an inquest heard. Robert Cermuga, 32, was working at a storage warehouse in Dublin when a wall of shelving supporting pallets of cheese collapsed and killed him on 28 November 2016. The jury returned a verdict of accidental death. It heard that a forklift driver working in the warehouse had not been properly trained. Cermuga had entered the storage room at VP Foods, Jamestown Business Park, to ask the driver if he had taken his break. The driver was about halfway through moving 80 pallets of cheese – each weighing a tonne – from bays of shelving in the cold store. The inquest heard that it was unclear whether the shelves collapsed under the weight of the pallets or because the driver knocked them with his forklift.

 

This right here is one of the reasons I’m not a person who believes in God. Sounds like a bold statement but hear me out. I grew up Catholic and everything was beautiful and there were harmonious songs and breathtaking prayers and a priest at the front of the church saying your life will be fulfilled if you commit your life to Christ. I believed in all of it. I took it at face value and just accepted it. They served me up a big bowl of Christ and I ate every spoonful with a big goofy smile on my face. And then a guy goes out and gets killed by 40 tons of cheese. That’s how you know it’s all a sham. Dudes getting killed by a Leaning Tower of Cheeza doesn’t happen in God’s world. Now, people will say, “Oh that just means God has a sense of humor.” Wrong again. That little book they call The Bible has less than zero knee slappers in it. It’s just a bunch of jargon that nobody really understands so they interpret it in their own sadistic ways to fit their belief system. Bottom line is this, dudes only get crushed and killed by 40 tons of cheese in a God-less world. Those are just the facts.