Man Dies Peacefully After His Family Lies And Tells Him That Donald Trump Has Been Impeached

Mashable- Michael Garland Elliott died on April 6, but not before hearing a little white lie. The last words the 75-year-old Oregon resident heard before passing away was that Donald Trump had been impeached. Upon learning of his alleged impeachment, Elliott took his final breath, according to an obituary published in Oregon Live. Teresa Elliott, Elliott’s ex-wife and best friend, was the one to tell him. “And the last thing she said to him was, ‘Donald Trump has been impeached,'” the obituary reads. “Upon hearing that he took his final, gentle breath, his earthly work concluded.” Elliott was reportedly a newshound who disliked the president so much that he lost the ability to talk about it publicly. “He hated his effing guts . . . I knew it was his very, very last moments,” Teresa Elliott told The NY Daily News. “I knew that would bring him comfort and it did. He then took his final breath.”

Love it. That’s a spiteful mother fucker right there. “I’m not dying until Donald Trump gets impeached” is a hell of a way to live (and then die). I’m glad his family lied to him by the way. I feel like people will think it’s messed up that they did that. NOPE. It was the right thing to do. Lying to a dying/dead person is the easiest lie ever. No fact checking. No repercussions. No nothing. I hope my family lies to me so much right before I die. Tell me everything I want to hear because it’s the last things I’ll ever hear. Tell me I’m the best. Tell me I’m the greatest. Tell me I have the biggest dick in the world. Hell, tell me I am the president. I’ll believe it all cause why not? It’s the ultimate white lie. Send me into the dark abyss with feelings of grandeur. That guy is never gonna know that Donald Trump didn’t get impeached (yet). He’s a dead person now. He’s a dead person who died with a giant smile on his face. You can’t ask for much more than that as a person who’s dying.