Ludacris Drops New Music Video With The FAKEST CGI Abs Ever

This is so patently ridiculous you almost have to respect it. It’s right up there with Carlos Boozer’s shoe polish hair. So blatantly fake that you have no choice but to tip your cap to Luda. I’m not sure whether to call it CGI, sprayed on, or maybe he’s wearing one of those shirts that has the muscles printed on it. Either way, guess what? Nobody saw Luda’s soft ass stomach. Except for this one part where he forgot his special effects/abs makeup:

Other than that, nobody is talking about Luda’s gut. They may be talking about your make up Sephora abs, but that’s not as bad as people talking about you being fat and washed up. Classic misdirection.

Plus, chicks put make up on their faces every fucking day. How come when we see a music video with some chick with 7 layers of coverup caked on her face, twitter isn’t like “LOL who painted her face like that?!” If chicks can use make up and photoshop on their faces and shit every day, Team Skinny Fat should be able to parade around with fake abs. Same exact premise, just a double standard on how we treat it. Keep doing you, Luda