This Lady Who 'Takes Her Relationships Seriously' Had A Loud Phone Fight With Her Boyfriend On A Train

This lady fighting off a breakup:

So this one was a tough watch, to the point where I was like “ahhhhh do I even want to blog this, this lady sucks so bad” and didn’t know what to do with it. But honestly I’m going to take a positive spin here: This lady is about solutions. Sure she’ll blame everyone along the way in a public fashion that makes everyone on a train uncomfortable, namecall, make the dude probably regret every moment he ever decided to do the horizontal mambo with her…but she’s trying to fix it. Just trying to be a good person, one hurtful and psychotically intoned word at a time. Normally it’s not great when your approach to dating could best be described as condescending and kinda menacing but it’s an A for effort and an F for actual value as a partner.

Also for whatever happens here, whether that dude gets sucked in or not, I think we can all feel a pang of sympathy for this dude. It sounds like he sent a text, she read approximately seven layers of subtext into it because she is an actual crazy person, and now he’s got to fight off every insecurity and dude who blew a load on her and ran the fuck away once they knew this side existed. Hell given how much this dude stuck out the phone call, maybe he’ll even marry this girl and, if not him, someone out there will. And there are thousands of chicks like this out there, waiting to be deployed like a sleeper cell on some poor sucker who can’t say no. She won’t be better, man. She won’t. You’ve been warned.

(h/t Sean)