UGA Girl Gets The Creepiest Email Ever From A 70 Year Old Alleged School Employee

Listen there is sliding into DMs, something very common and that we are all guilty of.  Then there is Clark here. I don’t even know what you would call this.  Dude wrote basically the thirstiest novella of all time.

It’s a topic that’s come up a lot lately. The very very thin line between “shooters shoot” and just flat out creepy. DM’ing an SI swimsuit model that you met in your place of work – shooting your shot. DM’ing an intern at your company that you’ve never actually met saying that you’re going to murder her cervix – creepy.

My guy Clark falls into the latter category here unfortunately. I respect that he’s more of a gentleman than your average online flirter, but the reason for that is because he’s 70 fucking years old. If you’re hitting on a girl 5 decades younger than you via a technology that wasn’t even invented when you were her age…you’re a creep, plain and simple.

Sorry Clark buddy, it appears as if you misinterpreted and are, in fact, whistling into the wind.