Chick Sells Her Virginity For $2.5 Million

NY Post – Aleexandra Kefren, an 18-year-old from Romania, made global headlines by auctioning off her virginity for $1 million. Since then, an anonymous businessman has offered the teen over $2 million. Kefren is repped by Cinderella Escorts, which call themselves “the world’s most famous escort agency.”

Virgin Lovers are weird AF, man. Never understood that obsession. Like anything else in life you wanna find something in between. You’re not trying to sleep with a chick who’s body count looks Lamelo Ball’s stat sheet. If the over under on her Number is up there with Lamelo’s point total when he gets hot, we got a problem. But you also ain’t lookin for a chick who hasn’t even gotten off the bench yet. I’m trying to find some porridge like Goldilocks. Just right. Gimme that porridge girl!

Would you pay a premium for a chef to cook you their very first meal? “I’ve never cooked anything in my life but I’m auctioning off my very first meal!” What are you, nuts? That meal is gonna suck. So is that sex with a virgin. Only reason you’d want to bang a V is if you have some weird obsession with being the first one in there. Thats some sort of weird insecurity. Again I’m not trying to be like 50th on the list. But give me a girl who’s played in a few scrimmages. Give me a girl who has some game time. She’s had some good nights and some bad nights. Shes had a chance to break down the game tape. She knows what her game is. Knows what works. Thats when you’re gonna get your money’s worth. Not 2.5 milli for a chick who’s not even gonna know that its not gay to put a finger in my ass. Who wants to drop millions on that?

She aint even close to “2.5 million” hot either. I mean dont get me wrong I’d gladly take her V card and I’ll probably disappoint her too. It will be a pretty mediocre experience for everyone involved. Save your 2.5 mil for much better things than weird pseudo-human trafficking.