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Asshole In A Jeep Pushes Another Asshole's BMW Into A Parking Spot

No winners here. Not a single one. The guy who drives the BMW is an asshole for obvious reasons. It’s not that hard to park a car into a spot pal. Whip that steering wheel around and make it happen. You’ve done it hundreds and hundreds of times. You especially wanna get good at parking if you’re driving a BMW instead of, say, a Chevy Cobalt. People are looking for reasons to fuck with a BMW or any luxury car. Parking sideways only fuels that misguided fire. The guy in the Jeep is the bigger asshole though. At least in my opinion. Because why? Why do that? Everybody already hates you because you drive a suped-up Jeep. You don’t need that suped-up Jeep. What do you think is gonna happen that you think you need a winch, a lift kit and giant tires? The world is mostly fine now. Nobody needs a vehicle that can scale a mountain or cross a river. Fucking relax. Not to mention he fucked up the side of that BMW. He definitely thought he could push the BMW into the spot without denting it. Yet another reason that guy is an asshole cause he’s stupid. Like I said up top, no winners.