We Need To Set Some Ground Rules If Bieber Is Going To Be Playing Hockey At Army
Justin Bieber decided to make a quick pit stop at West Point over the weekend for a little puck. First off, I feel like Bieber has been playing a lot more hockey this year than usual. Almost to the point where he seems so desperate to get out on the ice that I think I could convince him to come lace up with my beer league team soon. But anyway, yeah, an illegal Canadian immigrant was skating around with the men who will eventually be protecting THE United States of America. Can’t imagine Trump was a fan of this one and after seeing some photos of Bieber on the ice, neither am I.
Like I said, Bieber is playing puck way more often these days than before. Bordering on Beer League Hero status. But if he wants to keep having the green light to get out on the ice, we need to set up some rules here. We need to make a few adjustments before this truly gets out of hand. For starters, he shouldn’t be allowed to wrap his laces around his skates anymore. You’d think that out of all the people that are in Bieber’s entourage, somebody would have told him that’s the dustiest look by now. And if he wraps his laces around his skates because he can’t get his wheels tight enough, then maybe have your bodyguard tie your skates for you. While it may be demoralizing to have another man tie your skates for you, at least you won’t look like a total bender anymore.
Also a pretty strange move from him to leave the tongues out on his skates if he’s going to be 1) wrap the laces around the boots and 2) not even have sick flop. Tighten that shit up, Justin. Either flop it out or tuck the tongues under the shins.
Lastly, either ditch the cage or the shouldies. One of them have to go. I get that his face/mouth is his money maker so I get why he’d be so hesitant to strap on a visor. But I’ve seen about 13 different Justin Bieber hockey clips in the past few years and only once did I ever see him get hit. Thank you, Chris Pronger
So those are the rules from here on out. It’s just a bad look for the United States Military Academy to be enabling this type of grocery stick behavior. Looks like he showed up to the rink already half dressed. You want to suit up like a plug? Go get a skate in at your local rink right before the Zamboni comes out after the mites practice. You want to get a skate in at West Point? At least have the common decency to look the part. End rant.
[TMZ]
h/t Captain Cons