The Woman That Voices Bart Simpson Put A Kid's Brain In A Blender When She Started Speaking Like Bart

That’s some fucked up shit right there. You know how superheroes basically promise not to use their super powers on anyone other than supervillains? That’s what people who do voices of cartoons should have to swear. This kid is out there trying to sling some kind of hippie California candy for some school fundraiser before Nancy Cartwright turns his world upside down. Well at least as much as she could. If this happened 20 years ago when The Simpsons was in its prime (fuck The Simpsons is old), that kid’s head would have legitimately exploded. Brains and skull everywhere. It’s not every day the most famous cartoon just starts talking to you in human form. I mean I still haven’t recovered from the first time I saw all The Simpsons voice actors talking on stage in character.

But since The Simpsons are trash these days it was a slow, gradual mindfuck. The Simpsons may stink but they are still an American institution. And I don’t think it takes much to get this reaction out of a Californian middle schooler.

Also I have to admit that this is a rough look for Nancy Cartwright. It can’t be fun being the voice of one of the most famous TV characters ever and only diehards know what you look like or that Bart is even voiced by a woman. But going up to kids, telling them you are Bart Simpson, and then giving them an autograph they didn’t ask for basically makes puts you on Marlins Man’s level.