Asdrubal Cabrera Got Ejected From A Spring Training Game By Angel Hernandez And Took His Sweet Ass Time Leaving The Field

Drag those nuts, Assman. Drag those nuts all over Angel Hernandez’s goddamn face! Asdrubal has already shown that he is a smart veteran that will not exert himself in Spring Training when he just gave up during a rundown.

I loved that video because Spring Training is just about getting back in baseball mode/shape and getting ready to grind in a 162 game season and I love it because Asdrubal Cabrera knows that if he tweaks a hammy, there is a chance he will end up getting the leg amputated under the care of Ray Ramirez.

But this ejection video is incredible because Cabrera not only showed that he is looking to keep his legs fresh, but he’s not going to deal with Angel Hernandez’s hardo antics, especially in spring. It must be shitty enough having to deal with an asshole that is terrible at his job like Angel Hernandez enough during the regular season and playoffs. But nobody has time for people like him during Spring Training, especially the Mets who have spent the last month in boring ass Port St. Lucie.

So keep doing you, Asdrubal. If you want to lollygag your dick off in Angel’s eye after being ejected in a meaningless game, I will proudly support you (even though I am already chalking up an L for the Mets the first time Angel is behind the plate during one of their games this season).