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There's New Video Of The Cash Me Ousside Girl's Mom Ground And Pounding The Shit Out Of Her In Anger

PREVIOUSLY: The Cash Me Ousside Girl Went Back On Dr Phil, Here’s A Running Diary Of What You Missed

It’s been over a month since the last Cash Me Ousside girl update on here — generally a good move by me to space these out to stay off FBI watch lists — and she’s mostly been up to her old tricks. She got some big tattoo despite being 13 and not legally allowed to get tattoos in any state, there are rumors she hooked up with 19-year-old Kodak Black (who’s churning out hits lately despite dealing with sexual battery charges and a jail stint for violating house arrest terms), and she’s now reportedly making $30K per public appearance. Never lacking for updates as she slowly becomes one of the most famous people in America to a younger demographic who eats trashbag stuff like this up.

And seeing the mom in this video that just came out combined with what I saw in that Dr Phil episode where the mom and Cash Me Ousside came back and the mom was all “Woe is me, I’ve tried everything” even though she seems like a stereotypical awful mom with an awful Pepe Le Pew dye job…it all makes sense now. You see how she treats the kid here and it’s like…fuck man. This mom isn’t helpless, she’s a big part of why she is what she is. Of course this girl acts like such a miscreant, look at her mom ragdolling her around, shouting and calling names with the rage of a thousand suns. Having a kid like that must be frustrating as hell but no matter how shitty the kid it seems like a mom should probably not be working on her takedown offense against her and trying to slam her head into the ground. As only a new father of two, admittedly I don’t have a ton of experience in the field but that doesn’t seem to be asking much.

Either way, maybe this makes you root for Cash Me Ousside girl a little bit? Her life in theory should be a dumpster fire but she’s apparently making bank, now has over 8 million Instagram followers clicking and watching everything, and even seems to have some sort of modeling career going on. She might be pure evil but I find something admirable about making the best of a bad situation. And given that her other likely outcome without the Dr Phil fame was being a 16 and pregnant Florida meth head in an abusive relationship, I’m going to focus on the bright side. Grab that brass ring, Danielle, and avoid the ones on your mom’s left hand.

(h/t Tyler)