People Are Wondering Why I Wasn't Wearing A Coat In The Blizzard And It's Because I Get Drunk And Lose All My Coats

So by now you’ve seen the iconic picture of the golf boys in Times Square. If you haven’t seen it then that means you aren’t aware of media outlets such as Golf Digest, The Associated Press, Good Morning America, Time Magazine, ABC News and Barstool Sports. Anyway, ever since our newfound viral fame I’ve gotten a lot of questions regarding my clothing choice that night. People seem to think it’s odd that I was wearing a hoodie as opposed to a coat during a blizzard. Or maybe you don’t find that odd because I’ve been a hoodie guy since Day 1. Either way, there is a perfectly good explanation as to why I wasn’t wearing a coat. It’s because #PubTrent got drunk a couple weeks ago and left it at god knows what bar. It could literally be at any bar. This is not new territory for me. I’ve been getting drunk and sprinkling my coats around the world since Robbie Fox was knee high to a grasshopper. It’s happened countless times. It’s part of who I am. Something happens after a few drinks where I just no longer car about the clothing I walked in with. I tweeted about this phenomena last night and of course the Stoolies came out in full force and had their own tales of drunken woe of how they’ve also sprinkled coats all around the world. That’s what makes this community great.

Now you’re probably saying, “Trent, since this happens to you all the time, why don’t you just not wear a coat to the bar? That seems like an easy fix” and you’d be right. But I also suffer from a little thing called peer pressure. Every time (usually on Fridays) I tell myself I’m not gonna drink so I wear my coat. Then every time one person offhandedly says, “Who wants to grab a drink” and bam I’m at a bar drinking with my coat on. It’s a vicious cycle. It’s gotta be because, once I get a few drinks in my blood stream and I start feeling that sweet sweet buzz flood my brain, I don’t wanna drag a coat around with me. Let me fucking live, coat. You’re holding me back. And I leave it. So that’s why I wasn’t wearing a coat in the blizzard video. #PubTrent struck again, got drunk and didn’t give a fuck about that coat. Sober Trent misses it greatly.

RIP

PS- Yes I only keep one coat in my wardrobe at a time. That shouldn’t shock you.