This Brazilian Basement Is Haunted No Matter What Anybody Says

I have seen some people out there say this could be a hoax or have some scientific reason for happening. But there is no way you are going to convince me that this place is not haunted. Sure everything works out just a little too perfect in some parts of that video. But what if this is all a ghost running his or her ghost textbook step by step? This video was shot at a “Center for Comprehensive Care for Children and Adolescents” in Brazil. If a kid is going to haunt you, they are going to stick to the basics. They don’t know how to get fancy with their spooking. This scene reeks of an old Resident Evil game, except without those terrifying fucking dogs jumping out of the window. I bet the first Playstation finally made its way to Brazil too, so this all makes perfect sense. Not all hauntings have to be a blood-curdling scream heard in the middle of the night or the shape of a spirit that appears in a picture. You probably have to level up as a ghost to learn that kind of shit anyway. This kid is just recreating a scene from the game to scare the shit out of us. And it’s working. Keep it simple, Casper.

Official Verdict: Haunted