Face-Planting Jack Russell Terrier Doesn't Give A Fuck About The Dog Show

This is gonna sound crazy but that video is exactly why ABC needs to find a normal guy for The Bachelor. Stay with me here. Up until this point, ABC has trotted out the best looking zeros they can find. They trot out meathead after meathead and the seasons seemingly get worse and worse because the dudes have zero personality. Take Nick V. for example. He seems like the whole package. Good looking, good story and follows all the rules that the producers giving him. What happened this season? It was a fucking snore fest and everybody hates him. Literally one of the worst season ever. Same goes for dog shows. Dog shows are all the same. They bring out good looking dogs who follow all the rules and it’s fucking boring. What happens the one time they bring out a normal dog with a personality like that Jack Russell Terrier? Chaos breaks out and everybody loves it. Smiles all over the place and everybody rooting for him. That’s what The Bachelor needs. The latest string of Bachelors has been hated by the masses. Bring a fat, normal-looking funny guy (sup) and the tides would turn. Guaranteed.