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So for those not following on my personal drama this weekend basically I found out that the girl I was dating (We’ll just call her trashbag) was lying to me for the past two months and had a relationship with her Soul Cycle instructor.   It’s a long sad story that I told in detail on Barstool Radio.  Anyway apparently now SoulCycle is on high alert sending out this memo to the entire company.  Well I’d like to clarify that we never discussed showing up to SoulCycle.   There were never any plans to walk into SoulCycle and ask questions about the “Alleged” activities of one of their instructors.  I’m just insulted they said “alleged” conduct.   Umm there is nothing alleged about it.

This Guy And His Homo Erotic Pez Photoshoot….

+ This Girl And Her SoulCycle Obsession and Weird Definition of Flirting

EQUALS – Pres Cucked

Sidenote the Stoolie have been pounding (no pun intended but intended) SoulCycle’s social media all day.  To the point that both SoulCycle’s instagram and twitter comments were shut down.   Nobody and I mean nobody mobilizes social media after their idiot leader has been cucked more than the Stoolies.  God Bless.

Oh and as much as I despise Trashbag and I really do I’m pretty cool with everything.  She’s trash and I needed a wakeup call.  I wish her the best of luck on all her future endeavors.  Ive stomped and pouted for 24 hours and rightfully so.   Now it’s time for me to move on.  How Gallant Is That? (Unless #GrudgeDave has other ideas)