Game Of Thrones Announced Next Season's Premiere Date By Literally Having People Watch A Block Of Ice Melt On Facebook Live

Apparently the people at HBO saw myself and the rest of the world blow their load over a poster that revealed absolutely nothing and thought “You know what would be a great idea? Having those suckers watch water melt!”. Not quite as bad as watching paint dry or grass grow, but close. Nonetheless, this move was cocky as fuck that still got a ton of viewers because of losers like my that are addicted to the show.

Then to add insult to injury (or just feeling like a huge loser for watching ice melt), the first two times the video went live all that happened was a little bit of ice melting away before the video cut off. Not sure when HBO started running their shit like Barstool, but they do say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Yet I still watched because I am a sheep and an asshole. I am a sheep’s asshole.

Oh yeah and we got some cameos from different Game of Thrones stars. I officially hate Brianne of Tarth after she showed up looking like a bug-eyed asshole.

UPDATE 1:

FINAL UPDATE: July 16th, LETS GOOOOOOO!!!! THAT’S NOT AN ETERNITY AWAY OR ANYTHING!!!

AND THE TEASER I WAS HOPING FOR THAT DOESN’T REVEAL ANYTHING BUT HAS A NEW LINE OF DIALOGUE FROM JON SNOW!!!

However, on a day where HBO unveiled the Game of Thrones teaser poster, release date and teaser video that still tells us absolutely nothing about the season, Damien Woody still had the most vicious murder shown on social media when referencing an HBO show.