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Dan Orlovsky Gives Mike Glennon The All Important Vote Of Confidence

Now I know what you’re thinking. No way are the Bears actually going to do this, sign Mike Glennon to 15 million a year based on a few games 3 years ago. Well guess what guys, I’m ok with it, why? Two words, Dan Orlovsky.

If Dan Orlovsky thinks Mike Glennon is a starter in the NFL then Mike Glennon is a starter. I’ve heard enough, say no more, the Bears are officially back.

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The sickest part about this is I will 100% sell myself on this, fuck I basically already have. Read an article the other night about Glennon having a really bad supporting cast then getting blocked by Jameis. That was actually something I read and believed. Fuck I’m so stupid.