Nicki Minaj Broke Out A Vintage Lil Kim Titty Dress To Show How Well She's Doing Post-Meek Mill Breakup

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In the last few weeks, Nicki Minaj has been dealing with her public breakup with Meek Mill and some other chick rappers smelling blood in the water and trying to get over while she’s at her weakest. But as far as where I sit…breaking out a solid titty like this is a strong way to show that you’re living your best life:

Maybe she’s sad over the breakup and doesn’t have the lyrical chops to shoot back at Remy Ma after her diss track…that doesn’t change the fact that a lot of wounds can be healed by slapping a pasty on a big fake titty. Some say substance is key, I say a little sleight of hand making people talk about the real issues is what you need. And if Nicki’s brand is going to involve dressing up like an extra from Fifth Element with the perfect amount of saline to distract us from anything else in her life, I’m all for it. This is the right way to heal after a breakup, with one of those icons over a Sim barely covering your gigantic tit.

Sad aside: If you search for “Lil Kim VMAs” on our Getty Images photo account now, here’s the top result that comes up:

Some stars shine too bright and allegedly get gallons of rapper cum vacuumed out of their belly, tale as old as time.