Some Guy Returned A Woman's Purse Along With The Creepiest Letter A Man Has Ever Written To A Gal

Mirror – Hayley Minn, 25, from London, lost her purse on a night out when she was drunk – a standard occurrence for most young people, really.

But six weeks later she received it back in the post along with a note which she described as the ‘creepiest ever’.

Hayley says she didn’t hear from ‘funny stud’ again.

Here’s the full letter to bathe in:

I’m sure there’s some language barrier thing going on with ol funny.stud@hotmail.com so maybe grade the letter on a curve. But reading that letter was a big reminder of what not to do in this kind of situation. It’s like we talked about last week with that dude bring racist and dropping C-bombs on Tinder chicks: Every bit of material you put out there is fair game and likely to get dissected somewhere online if you do weird shit.

And there’s nothing weirder than A) Writing a long letter in 2017 and B) Making it as long and awkwardly flirty as this one above. Apparently the line about “taking extra care” had to do with him finding condoms in her purse as he rifled through it and I can’t imagine a creepier thing to comment on. It almost seems like every single phrase here could also apply if he wrote the letter after watching her through a telescopic lens. Those are not the vibes to cultivate for a gal, I’m pretty confident in that.

Anyway here’s hoping it works out for these crazy lovestruck kids or at the very least this Hayley chick doesn’t end up as a rug on her Secret Friend or Admirer’s floor sometime in the near future. With his love of laughter and Microsoft Word emojis and stalking out women’s entire lives by creeping through their purse, there’s no doubt in my mind ol Funny Stud here will find a special gal to call his own and love like Lennie did rabbits in Of Mice and Men.