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Tim Tebow's Dream Is To Adopt A Kid From Every Continent In The World And Build Tebow's Arc

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SI.com – Tim Tebow can’t wait to start a family. “I want to adopt so badly,” the 29-year-old former NFL star tells PEOPLE. “I can’t wait. It’s definitely something I see in my future.” “You know what I think would be awesome? If I could adopt a kid from every continent. I think that would be a pretty cool goal,” he says. “I want to sit around the dinner table ever night and see kids from Africa, Asia, Europe, South America, right here in the States. How cool would that be? It’s one of my favorite things to dream about.”

There is crazy and then there is crazy you can’t teach. Tebow is both times infinity. I mean the dude legit wants to build Tebow’s arc but instead of animals he wants humans. Just every type of human who ever lived all under one roof. Just eating steak, drinking whole milk, doing weird leg day exercises, being weirdos. That’s legit his dream. Anybody else you’d be like no fucking way does this dude really want this, but with Tebow it’s the real deal. Somewhere in a dark alley Brad Pitts is smirking….

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