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Just A Quick Heads Up That It Looks Like The Zombie Apocalypse Has Started In Brazil

Mirror- Disturbing footage has captured the moment a man ‘walked like a zombie’ into a hospital in Brazil with a horrific bullet wound to the mouth. Staff at the medical centre feared the man had been ‘ possessed by the devil ‘ after his body appeared contorted as he screamed for assistance. In the graphic footage, the man had blood dripping from an alleged bullet wound in his mouth, although it is not clear how he suffered the injury. After arriving at the hospital , he was unable to straighten his body and walked around with his back almost bent double.

 

Oooooooooook. Sure. Brazil can try and cover this up as much as they want. They can sell us the lie that this dude was just suffering from a shotgun blast to the face but the truth is CLEARLY that the zombie apocalypse has started in Brazil and will soon spread to the rest of the world. That’s happening. Like if you believe any other story then you are sheep and have your eyes glued shut and deserve to have your brain eaten. His mouth is literally dripping blood everywhere after consuming a human and people are like, “Oh yeah he just got shot in the face. No big deal. Everybody keep it moving and pay attention to something else.” Such bullshit. And why couldn’t he stand top straight? Is that some sort of gun shot side effect? No it most certainly is not. It’s the side effect of having your brain overruled by the zombie gene and snapping your spine. Read a book. The zombie apocalypse has started so hug your loved ons and put your plans into motion.