Sleeping In Saved This Guy From Getting Impaled By A Tree Branch So The Lesson Is You Should Always Sleep In

Daily Mail- A man’s decision to hit the snooze button may have saved his life after a massive tree branch came through his bathroom where he should have be brushing his teeth.  Raymond Bowling, of Austin, Indiana, posted a photo of a tree limb that had shot straight down through his ceiling between the bathroom sink and his toilet.  Bowling told WAVE 3 that he would have been standing right there had he not slept in a few extra minutes. The incident occurred Wednesday morning as Bowling was getting up for work.  ‘I had actually stood up to go to the bathroom to get ready for work but decided to let the snooze go off one more time and laid back down,’ he told the station. Bowling said the ‘good Lord is looking out for me today’ as he explained how it happened.

Finally. A story that validates smashing the snooze button a trillion times every morning. Guys like me needed story like this to come to light. You can use this excuse the next time your boss bitches at you for sleeping in and being late. Oh sorry I was just trying to survive, boss. Do you want me to die? Kinda sounds like it. I’m such a big snooze guy it’s bordering on the outrageous. Like I purposely set my alarm for 2 hours before I have to get up just so I can get my snoozes in. I hit the snooze every 9 minutes for 2 hours. That’s how many times I hit it every morning. It’s glorious. The people who pop up after the first alarm are legit psychopaths. It’s a process. I will say this, and I say this for every story like this because it’s 100% true, death is now after him on some Final Destination shit and he will be dead in the next month. Probably less. It makes for a good story but nobody cheats death and gets away with it. That tree branch was meant for him for a reason. I don’t know what he did but death is a calling and the end is near for snooze alarm guy. Maybe this guy will live for a week or two but then it’s lights out.