Just Your Classic Situation Where Jesus Gets His Cross Stuck In The Ceiling While On An Escalator

Maybe my favorite video currently on the internet. So dumb yet so funny. Him having to rip the cross outta the ceiling made my entire day, month and year all at the same time. I have a lot of questions about that video and I don’t want any of them answered. Not a one of them. I just want this moment to live forever as it is. Some dude dressed as Jesus TAKING AN ESCALATOR to transport a cross upstairs. Not sure this is the re-creation the Son of God had in mind when he dragged that giant piece of lumber up a hill and died for everyone’s sins (thanks dude) but I feel like he’d appreciate the gesture nonetheless. That Fake Jesus dude was so proud of his cross that he forget how big it was. He was just beaming from ear to ear when he noticed that people were filming him then BOOM almost took down the whole damn roof with it.