Brawl Breaks Out On Train Because Drunk People Won't Stop Putting Bagels On Passengers' Heads

Daily Mail- Police stormed the 12.54am London Kings Cross to Huntingdon service in the early hours of Sunday morning after three separate brawls (right) broke out after a woman put a bagel on another passenger’s head (left). In the video, filmed by fellow passenger Dougie Stew, a woman can be seen targeting the victim as her friends chanted ‘he’s got a bagel on his head.’ The incident saw the dense bread roll, with a hole in the centre, tossed out of the window while others were thrown around the carriage.

It’s easy to take the side of the bagel victim. If someone puts bagel after bagel on my head, I’m not sure how I’d react. You really don’t have a choice; you have to own it. Call yourself the bagel king with a bagel crown. If you play along, these drunk morons around you will eventually move on to their next target. If you put up a fight and get super worked up, it just adds fuel to the fire. They’ll be whipping up bagels and inventing new songs just to watch your face turn lavender with fury.

At the same time, it’s pretty silly to get so mad about bagel-heading. Getting this angry over bagels means you’re at least a little anti-semitic. And if you’re this guy, I’m sure people are already suspicious of that.