We Should Be Worried Carson Wentz's Offseason Is Getting A Little Too TURNT (Via Skype Bible Sessions)

WHOA! Calm down there, renegade Wentz. Best not get into Revelations or else we may have to call the cops on this party of Biblical proportions.

“Ohhhh why is he studying the Bible instead of studying film?” Gotta let the Ginger live. To each their religious own, no matter how batshit it appears to be. Now obviously I’d rather have my franchise QB Bible thumping his balls off than going out every night being corrupted by the likes of biddys and Club Dave. I don’t hate athletes wearing their spirituality on their sleeves. I don’t necessarily agree with it and it’s beyond annoying, but I won’t ridicule anyone (with exception to James Thrash pointing to the sky after every 2 yard completion, even when it was 3rd and 8. FUCK that guy.). But in the end, it doesn’t matter. Win and you can be glorified no matter what. Reggie White was about as vocally religious as they come and was universally loved. Why? Because he fucking dominated everyone on the field. Ray Lewis was involved with killing a man and there’s a statue of him in Baltimore. Charles Haley would whip his dark horse dick out in the middle of player meetings to jerk off and he’s in the HOF. If you’re good, for better or worse, it doesn’t matter who you are (sans super scumbags Aaron Hernandez and Rae Carruth). Just play the fucking game and play it well. You’re not exactly Remembering The Sabbath And Keeping It Holy every Sunday, anyways.

In conclusion: just bring us a Goddamn Super Bowl and I’ll become a follower to whatever Good Word you’re spreading, Carson. Because I’ve already tried selling my soul to the devil for a championship. No dice. Now support the faith and buy a shirt here: