Marshawn Lynch Has Some Very Beast Mode Rules For Taking A Photo With Him In Oakland

I have to assume Marshawn Lynch, even in retirement, is way too good to be writing up and printing out his own signs when he’s out somewhere in Oakland. But has any piece of paper ever so clearly captured the essence of a human being than this one representing Marshawn Lynch? Teetering on illiterate, the exuberance of multiples of exclamation points, branded with his personal Beast Mode logo in spite of all that:

Vintage Beast Mode in action. I just hope the Women and Kids section for pixs with BeastMode were kept separately. Something tells me kids in Oakland and women in Oakland trying to meet Marshawn want very different things…no child should have to see what an empowered Oakland woman would do in a picture with that man. Ass cheeks and bodily fluids swishing around the room in equal parts, any kid wanting a pic with Beast Mode might need to be outside a splash zone of the women’s photo area like a Shamu live show just to be safe.