Breaking News - Chris Christie Ordered The Meatloaf

In case you missed it yesterday (entirely possible, got buried among the other Friday blogs), Chris Christie was forced by Donald Trump to eat meatloaf by President Trump, even though he didn’t want meatloaf. Some words used to describe this was “bitch boy”, “muppet”, and “cucked”. Many people are saying Chris Christie has no spine, is a worthless politician, and things of that nature.

This tweet to try to make fun of himself fell pretty flat, and when it comes down to it, the internet/public are pretty much always going to be hard on him. He thought he’d play it off, but now they are just making fun of him more, saying he should maybe just order a salad instead of 6 courses of meatloaf, and things of that nature.

Literally no matter what Christie does, he’s just going to be Trump’s lapdog, so I hope he just goes full heel. Stop pandering to the people and join Trump. Be his fupa having Xpac. No time to play nice, just go full Trump, nothing to really lose now that his political career is in the god damn shitter, right where all the meatloaf will be later.