Pakistan Officially Bans Valentine's Day
Judge in Pakistan bans Valentine’s Day celebrations in capital, saying they are against Islamic teachings. https://t.co/BXz6QYBX9l
— The Associated Press (@AP) February 13, 2017
CNN — The Islamabad High Court in Pakistan’s capital issued an order Monday that banned the celebration of Valentine’s Day across the country ‘with immediate effect.’
The order prohibits the display of adverts on electronic and print media that reference Valentine’s Day, bans the sale of associated merchandise and states that the day cannot be celebrated in “any public space or government building.”
Is Pakistan back? They were dead when we flew right and killed all the Bin Ladens without telling them. Didn’t apologize or say oops. Just flew in, hopped out, shot all the Bin Ladens, shot all their buddies, took their computers and pictures, blew up a helicopter, flew right out. No problem. Didn’t tell Pakistan. Didn’t warn them. Didn’t apologize. Conducted our business, said thank you very much, said smell ya later and flew right out. Pakistan was embarrassed and basically dead.
But banning Valentine’s Day? I think they’re back. Basically a flawless move in every way except for the way where you try to show that you respect women. Because women fucking love Valentine’s Day. It’s exclusively for them. They love it we hate it. And here Pakistan flat out says — on February 13th mind you — fuck Valentine’s Day, we won’t allow it, we won’t stand for it, we’re banning that shit. Power move city.
I’m not a woman so I love it. Pakistan is back. How soon before hardo Smitty moves to Pakistan?
Big day tomorrow…war on Valentine’s Day led by @SmittyBarstool #StoolDriveTime pic.twitter.com/3Hds6LyV4B
— Barstool Drive Time (@StoolDriveTime) February 13, 2017