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63 Year Old Christie Brinkley Is A 7 Foot Tall Wonderbabe Who Walks On Water And I'm Not Surprised One Bit

I don’t know how we never realized this before- Christine Brinkley is the second coming of Jesus Christ. It all makes sense now. The ageless wonder herself is here for our sins. I just didn’t expect her to be 7 feet tall and also able to walk on water, but secret is out now. At 63 years old she is the hottest piece of ass who can also cash a social security check.

And her daughters, arooooooogaaaaa.

What up Alexa Ray

Has she met my friend Riggs?

Sailor is an awesome name too by the way. Awesome name.