This Drunk Guy Fighting Gravity At The WMPO Is The One Of The Most Suspenseful Videos You'll Ever Watch

HELL of a battle there. One for the ages. Haymakers being exchanged left and right. Each step felt like an eternity. I was pulling for him. We all were pulling for him. The booze and gravity combination was most definitely pulling for him and it ultimately won out. That combination almost always wins out. Honestly if it weren’t for that damn ramp I think he would’ve made it. Maybe. Or he would’ve ran into the next object that got in his way. All I know is 41 seconds might be a world record for a drunk stumble. High stepping like mother fucking Deion Sanders. You’re usually looking at 15 seconds tops. Not that guy. Not at the WMPO. Not on Super Bowl Sunday. Just one hell of an effort.