I'm Never Going To The Doctor Again After Seeing This Doctor Rub His Nuts On A Sleeping Patient's Face

DUDE WTF! What the actual fuck! That guy needs to be thrown in jail ASAP. Listen up. I wasn’t planning on going to the doctor’s office any time soon but now I’m straight up never going. I avoid the doctor like it’s the plague cause I’m afraid they’re going to diagnose me with the plague. They can’t diagnose what they don’t have the chance to diagnose. Bulletproof logic. Will I be wheeled into the hospital some day when I’m 47 and find out I have stage 300 cancer? Yeah probably. Until then ignorance is bliss when it comes to my health. Especially since there’s doctors out there who will rub their balls on your face. I feel like doctors are like cops and firemen in terms of we just trust them. When we’re younger we think those people don’t have the capacity to do anything wrong. Then you learn that they’re just regular people like you and me and it’s terrifying. You learn that they have flaws just like everyone else. And one of those flaws just might be that your doctor has fetish for dragging his nuts across faces. Tough draw if that’s the case.