JK Rowling Is Being Celebrated For Her EPIC BURN After Calling Some Guy A Virgin On Twitter

You know how every Monday morning after an episode of Jon Oliver’s show you’ll see headlines like “JON OLIVER COMPLETELY DESTROYS DONALD TRUMP” or “JON OLIVER WITH THE EPIC BURN ON TAXES” and shit like that? Well you know who also sneaky gets treated with headlines like that all the time? JK Rowling. You can’t read a headline about a JK Rowling tweet without it saying something like “JK ROWLING STOMPS A TWITTER TROLL’S DICK BACK INTO HIS OWN BODY” It’s a weird phenomena that only happens with certain public figures. Oliver and Rowling are two of them. Tomi Lahren is another one. Sometimes it’s warranted for these super talented people. And sometimes it’s not.

For example, look at this interaction between JK Rowling and a frog on Twitter

OH SNAP SHE CALLED HIM A VIRGIN! EPIC FLAME FIRE DISS BRO! DESTROYED! FLATTENED! KILLED! LOL @ NOT GETTING YOUR DICK WET!

When in reality, calling someone a virgin is the lamest diss in the book. Always has been. Always will be. Congrats on the sex, JK Rowling but if she were anybody else not named JK Rowling people would be calling her a loser for that comeback. She’s one of the untouchable celebrities who can’t fire off a tweet without it turning into a noteworthy diss. I don’t know why it bothers me so much but it does.

Not to mention she then said she also loves virgins and people loved that too

PICK A SIDE ROWLING!