The Viral 'Catch Me Outside' Girl From Dr Phil Has Been On The Warpath Since The Show Maybe Kinda Ruined Her Life

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So this girl from an episode of Dr Phil went viral a while back (though sadly it may not have crossed Barstool unless our search bar fails me, a shocker if the case on either side) and quickly became known as the “Catch me outside”/”Cash me ousside” girl for her affected ebonics way of challenging the audience to a fight during her segment. And her life has taken a turn for the worse since then, with another video coming out after her episode of her getting her ass kicked after someone did, in fact, catch her outside:

And now this video above which some sites are saying is her “talking to a Dr Phil show producer” when it sounds like she’s actually going off on some other young girl and threatening to beat her ass in her inimitable style. So my question is: What does the Dr Phil show and the world collectively owe this girl? She’s a teenager who’s gone viral, a group whom society doesn’t hold in the highest regard. But she’s clearly a fucking DISASTER, I think she’s supposedly 13-years-old, when does someone somewhere step in and go “Jesus Christ can someone stop this chick since she’s clearly out of her goddamn mind?”

Maybe it’s the naive optimist in me who thinks that you can turn someone around if you just find a way to break through with them, Michelle Pfeiffer sitting backwards on a chair while Coolio raps a song in my heart, but how do you have this going on publicly, going viral over and over on the internet, and not at the very least just lock your kid away in some boarding school and pray for the best at this point? Society uses up reality TV stars and pseudocelebs with obvious addictions because they’re adults, they can make their own choices. But you watch this girl, she’s still got years before she’s an adult ahead of her, there’s a chance maybe she could figure her shit out somehow and instead she’s streaming herself going off on chicks, getting filmed being whooped, there’s no way this doesn’t end with her drugged, dead, or in jail. Someone out there needs to save this little monster from herself. I’m no expert like Dr Phil but maybe mom or dad need to catch her outside… with a little something I like to call…parenting.

Or just go the next level in pimping her self-destruction out and license her likeness for some hip hop remixes. She’s got more street cred than Drake already, why not?