Is Mr. Clean Tryin To Get The Pipe?

Some of the super bowl commercials are out and one thing is clear. Mr. Clean is setting people up to have a little sex, folks. Going back, back, forth and forth with his glutes activated due to perfect mopping technique. Truth be known, I don’t see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind.

This is how you market cleaning supplies to men, by the way. You let them know that if you clean up, you might get some intense tongue action. French kissin. Ever heard of it? Love second base.

Your significant other gets all hot and bothered by seeing the bare counter which no longer has crumbs covering it. There’s no more stink coming out of the sink, and to top it all off, there’s vacuum marks on the floor. Next thing you know, you’re falling over the back of the couch and struggling to get your jeans off and you’re half way to Bonerville. Hope you don’t nut too early because you did too much cleaning foreplay. I know I would.