Riley Curry Had A Good Old-Fashioned Dab-Off With A Kid At Steph's High School Jersey Retirement

Look at the Warriors slowly but surely making their way into the public’s good graces. Ready to rise from the ashes of the mouthguard toss and #RiggedGate. LeBron is crying like a bitch about his team again and now we have Riley Curry doing cute shit again. Two factors that helped the Warriors initially become America’s team the last few years. And if there’s anything the media has taught me during this Barron Trump mumbo jumbo, it’s that young kids cannot be made fun of on the internet. Add in that the Warriors inadvertently gave us one of the best moments of the season and the dab will not die no matter what, this is basically an iron-proof plan. In fact, I would say the only way the wheels fall off is if Kevin Durant says something stupid or Draymond Green starts crushing dicks again. Shit, this is all destined to end ugly, isn’t it?

P.S. Still the best 1-2 dab punch I’ve ever seen: