Many People Are Saying I Look Like Ryan Gosling

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GQ – Madame Tussaud’s in Berlin unveiled their newest wax figure today, of actor and heartthrob Ryan Gosling. But the figure, though incredibly lifelike, lacks Gosling’s signature je ne sais quoi. Something is off; the mustache is too pointy, the nostrils too flared, the forearms too shiny, and we think the eyes might be too close together.

Probably the best thing that’s happened to me since I started at Barstool. People coming out from all corners of the internet, from the rafters, from around the world to tell me I look like Ryan Gosling. Many people. Yes if we are getting into specifics they are talking about the fucked up slightly disfigured wax figure version of Ryan Gosling that has gone viral precisely because of how little it looks like the real Ryan Gosling and is much uglier and low class. One thing I’ve learned though is to never focus too much on specifics. It’s like that saying “don’t sweat the small stuff,” well I don’t sweat technicalities and stipulations. I am now officially a Ryan Gosling look alike. What an honor. Too many people to thank, you don’t get to be up here without standing on the shoulders of a mountain of people, sweetheart, thank you. To my daughters, Amada and Esmeralda, I love you.

“A little bit swoon-worthy and a little bit creepy all at once” – I’ll take it.