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The Secret Service Is Planning To Open An Investigation Into Madonna's "I've Thought About Blowing Up The White House" Claim

AOL- The Secret Service plans to open an investigation into Madonna after she stated during the Women’s March On Washington that she has thought about “blowing up the White House.” While sporting a black p*ssyhat she also said the F-word four times, causing broadcasters to have to apologize since they were airing the broadcast live. She talked about the rate she has felt over Trump being elected, saying that she had thought about “blowing up the White House” but knew that it “wouldn’t change anything.” The final decision to prosecute will fall on the US Attorney’s Office. The Secret Service has declined to comment on their investigation. Madonna has more to say than that however. She said, “We cannot fall into despair. As the poet W. H. Auden once wrote on the eve of World War Two, ‘We must love one another or die.’ I choose love. Are you with me?”

Ohhhhhhhhh you done fucked up now. Hey Madonna, not smart. Not smart at all. I don’t know much about the Secret Service but that’s exactly why her comments weren’t smart. They work in the shadows. They’ll disappear people. They’ll fuck hookers in Ecuador without a rubber. They’re crazy. There aren’t many steadfast rules in life but one of them is undoubtedly “Don’t mess with a group of people whose job asks them to dive in front of bullets” I get that Madonna was (probably but also maybe not) joking but what she has to understand is that the Secret Service has to look into that claim now. It’s like when you watch one of those crime drama shows and a suspect who may or may not have killed someone jokingly says, “Oh yeah I killer her. Cause that’s something I would do smh” and then a detective slowly takes off his sunglasses and says “Well would you?” and the person is fucked. Cops aren’t not gonna follow up murder claims even if they’re joking. Secret Service members aren’t not gonna follow up on claims that someone has thought about blowing up the White House even if they’re from Madonna.