Does This Look Like The Face Of A Mom Who Pulled A Machete On A Day Care Employee?

SUNRISE, Fla. – A Florida woman took “custody battle” to a new level when she pulled a machete on a day care worker, police said. Ashley Dailey, 25, attempted to pick up a child she didn’t have custody over in Sunrise, Florida. After being denied the child, Dailey pulled the machete on the employee and threatened her, 7News reported. “She didn’t have custody …the grandma did,” Chris Piper, Sunrise police spokesman, told the Miami Herald. Dailey fled from the scene as soon as the cops arrived, which sparked a brief chase, according to 7News. Broward Sheriff’s Office deputies were able to stop her on I- 95 just after 10 a.m. this morning, reported 7News. However, Dailey wouldn’t go down that easily. Deputies had to break Dailey’s car window to take her into custody, according to 7News.

Are machetes making a comeback? I fucking hope so (too dude). A couple days ago we had the kid who tried and failed to circumcise himself with a machete and now we’ve got this mom pulling a machete on a day care worker. Machetes are an underutilized weapon in general. Think about it. People use knives all the time to commit crimes so why not use the biggest fucking knife on the market AKA a machete? Those things are badass. And I’m not saying I wanna see an uptick in machete crimes but I’m not not saying that. To be honest I’m done with guns. We all should be done with guns. Guns have overstayed their welcome. They’ve killed far too many people. And they’re too easy. Point, shoot, kill. Where’s the skill in that? Let’s level the playing field in crime and bring back the machete. It’s a weapon that no one is particularly good with but that’s kind of the point. Most people are probably attacking this mom for pulling a machete on a daycare worker but I say good job. Keep advocating for the machete.