Sam Hinkie And His Trio "The Process" Are Now Immortalized In Wrestling Video Game Lore

First off, that looks NOTHING like our Lord And Savior Sam Hinkie. That looks more like an actual wrestler than the certified CPA cube monkey he looks like in real life. And I LOVE it. This man died for our sins and deserves to come back looking like IRS in video game form ready to fuck shit up with his trio, “The Process”. Which, by the way, would legitimately be the greatest threesome in real or fake wrestling history. Regardless, the more we can immortalized our deceased GM in any way possible, the better. Hinkie has died. Hiinkie has risen. Hinkie will come again. TRUST THE PROCESS.

I’ve also hereby decided 1-2-3-4-5 Sixers will be my wedding song, whether my future wife agrees or not. I look forward to dying alone with my own Process.