A New Cleaning Company Has Chicks Lining Up To Clean Apartments In The Nude For Random Guys
The Sun – A CLEANING company offering women £45 an hour to tidy houses in the nude have been inundated with job applications.
London-based Naturist Cleaners is recruiting female staff “of all ages and figures” to clean private houses across the UK while wearing just slippers and gloves.
A spokesman said: “We’ve had a great response in Swansea and South Wales.”
“Lots of people are initially attracted to the excellent pay. It’s also hard to say how many hours they will work, as it is completely dependent on the demand and the flexibility of the cleaners.”
Clients – the majority of whom are nudists, according to the agency – are charged £65 for the first hour and £55 for each hour after, and must agree to a strict “no touch” and no pictures or video policy. [ED. NOTE: Boooooo hisssssss boooooooo]
The NaturistCleaners website has been down since articles about them started popping up this morning and that doesn’t surprise me a bit. I’m sure there have been women who’ll clean a house in the nude before but marketing it as a business in the same way business have sold wings or gotten guys into strip clubs is a genius move. The rates seem a little high at about $80/hr but if they’re good at cleaning and also have some decent little asses on them, that seems about in line with what I’d expect when combining those two things. You get what you pay for and I feel like with this price range, you’re getting the best possible option of what you could get in the tit-displaying housecleaning field.
That said, I would never try something creepy on one of these chicks. Maybe this is some front for prostitution I’m not picking up on, I don’t know. And maybe I’m just more of a romantic for the naughty Latina maids in pornography who come fully clothed intending to do their jobs only to end up charmed or bribed into getting naked and having sex instead. Something feels a little more earned there. But a naked cleaning lady might actually be a prude if that makes sense, probably some granola chick who will go off on you for any longing glares as her asshole stares you in the face while she Pledges your dining table. I still think it’s a great business idea but for me I’m keeping it a little more in line with the My Dirty Maid genre, offer enough money and sit around every corner with a fluffed erection and pray. That’s what real maid love is, not these professional cleaning nudists willing to get all sorts of disinfectant in delicate places.