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A Fan Got Mia Khalifa's Face Tattooed On Him And She Graciously Shit All Over Him In Response

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I see the word “love” in there, you get the gist. And Mia Khalifa’s response:

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So while normally I think Mia Khalifa is a bit too fast to air dudes out and make them look like shit, I’m in agreement with her here. That tattoo stinks out loud and doesn’t even look like her:

But also she’s right that any guy getting a poorly rendered face of a porn star permanently etched into his body is a total creep. I’m no expert on what women want but I have to assume that a porn star drawn onto a suitor’s body is not high on the list. And you know he tweeted that out there expecting her to reply with heart eyed emojis and a kind word, justifying his dutiful commitment and countless loads dedicated to her over the years. Nope, instead she just shit all over him and made him look like a weirdo. Never meet your heroes.

That said, Mia Khalifa’s primary career revolves around getting dudes to be creepily obsessed with her, clicking all her stuff, subscribing to things to watch her fuck on camera or going to watch her be a featured dance at a club…I mean what do you expect at this point? Just seems like it’s bad for the ol’ pocketbook to encourage those types of guys not to be into her at risk of being social media shamed. And I say that as someone that has watched her in a hijab blowing a dude with her stepmom also in a hijab so you know I’m coming from the right place.