The Facts Are Undisputed: Trent's Feet Put Asses In The Seats

Big Daddy was breaking down the bachelor like none other last night. He was making point after point after point about Ryan and the smorgasbord of ladies vying for his attention. Trent was doing all of that whilst his feet dangled in the air like the giant toddler that he is. You can take the Big Baby out of Iowa but you cant take the Big Baby out of Big Daddy.

Talk about overcoming adversity. Trent’s chair broke twice and he stood in the bachelor pocket and delivered the long ball. He talked to Olivia Caridi about her cankles or lack thereof.

He talked about people getting boners, cum-filled britches, and the art of getting some solid tongue action during one on one dates all while sitting in a broken director’s chair. Truly inspirational.

Ok, the last one was kinda ugly. I admit that.