"Swipe Drunk Love" Ep. 2 Had Tex Likening Himself To Ted Bundy AKA The Most Sadistic Serial Killer In Recent History

Well isn’t that cute. Sure, the reference was from the clouds and Tex’s concussed mind of a chimpanzee someway, somehow confused the founder of CNN with the most famous serial killer in American history. But even so, I think he still takes it as a compliment. Ted Bundy was successful at what he did. You can’t deny that. Tex spin zone 101.

And while we’re on it, Tex is off the phones, too. No wonder the calls sucked royal cock last night. Can’t have this stuff going down on the phones of a freaking dating podcast. Let’s face it. We’re running a business here, not a goddamn soup kitchen.