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An Off-Air Catfight Between Three Female News Anchors Over Their Matching Outfits Is A Tremendous Display Of Womanhood

YouTube – Two news anchors have at it off air before a live ‘chat’ on Nine Network Daytime TV Show ‘9 News Now’. News reporter Julie Snook is attacked by anchor Amber Sherlock for not putting on a blue jacket – as the three women set to go on air were all in white.

When you’re the pretty one and the ugly lady and the rapidly aging chick are undercutting you and bullying you into wearing jackets:

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Now if I remember correctly, this 9 News Now network has had some seemingly-forced situations go viral before so in general you can cast a suspicious eye to their clips. But I think you look at a situation like this and the reactions therein and it’s hard to say this isn’t 100% rooted in reality. The anchor lady Amber Sherlock is sexy in that “I’m a mom and I’m getting long in the tooth but I wear it well” kind of way and, in this setting, she’s the alpha bitch who’ll snipe and undercut any chick trying to tread on her turf. But especially when she’s a sexy little blonde minx like this Julie Snook:

You think she wants this fresher, brighter, choker wearing sexpot gunning for the crown and getting shine on Amber Sherlock’s fucking show? No chance. She knows every understudy comes after the starring role, to Amber life is Black Swan with the insincere veneer of a poppy Australian news show. So she’s going to set Julie Snook up worse in segments, she’s going to talk shit to the makeup ladies about her in the hopes of turning them against her, she’s going to make her put on the fucking jacket so these other two hens don’t have to. This is Amber Sherlock’s world until that last Crow’s foot pops under her eyes and her pipes down under stop swirling counterclockwise. She’s going to defend the crown at all costs. Here’s hoping Julie Snook makes it out alive.

Tfw you made her put the jacket on like the lil bitch she is:

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