FYI: Joel Embiid Will Happily Sign Your Bottle Of Grenadine And Screenshots Of Him Burying Mia Khalifa

And thus, the legend continues. Embiid is simply a down to Earth dude who just happens to be have most athletically freakish body this side of Greek Mythology. Come to think of it, I don’t think there’s anything this man wouldn’t autograph that you put in front of his face. You can drop a copy of Mein Kampf down and JoJo would sign it with a smile and an #EXTRAGRENADINE. This kid’s just too happy go lucky to notice or hold anything back.

Is the term Black Jesus racist? Or just when someone on my level of Honkey says it out loud? Because he’s the closest thing to a savior this city has seen in generations. Maybe ever. #VoteEmbiid and CUE IT THE FUCK UP.

Also, getcha shirt right here. Support The Proccess:

h/t @jeffobrien23